WELCOME TO DAI'S.

(WHERE THE CUSTOMER IS OCCASIONALLY RIGHT).

RIGHT. WE'RE OPEN. SORT OF.

The main shop sign hasn't arrived. We lost the padlock key to the storage where the new coffee machine is, so that's off the table. But the doors are open, the drinks are cold, and the shelves are fully stocked.


WHAT WE ACTUALLY DO.

If we don't sell it, you don't need it. Probably.

THE ESSENTIALS

Milk. Bread. Toilet roll. The things you most likely need in a pinch.

(Yes, we stock the RCT Council Recycling Bags. Both types, clear and green. Yes, they are free).

THE FUEL

Energy drinks, £2 freshly ground coffee (See padlock issue above).,

Energy drinks, cold pop, and snacks with absolutely zero nutritional value.

Fuel for people who actually work for a living.

THE REWARD

Cold beer. Decent wine. Strong cider.

For when you've completely given up on the day. Drinkaware.co.uk etc.

TOTAL RECOIL

Yes, the vape shop is still here.

Same vapes, same liquids, same Liam. We just moved stuff around so we could fit more in.

THE TEAM.

The actual professionals running the shop. (Because Dai is rarely here).

RICH

Store Manager.

Trying his absolute best to run a highly efficient, normal shop despite whatever marketing stunt Dai has decided to pull this week.

STACEY

The Boss.

Keeps the shelves fully stocked, keeps the queue moving quickly, and actively ignores Dai's emails. The real hero of the operation.

LIAM

Heavy Lifting & Pointing.

Mostly here to carry boxes, put up stickers, and point you towards Rich when you ask a complicated question.